Not waving but floating

Two major (and only) hearings have concluded for the department I work in and for the last few weeks I have had no work to do. Thus the secretarial co-ordinator thought it essential to have a float in to cover while she and another secretary were away on holiday - just in case I couldn't handle the complete lack of work by myself.

The girl from the float team pretended to work for about 20 minutes and then (probably after looking over at my screen and seeing a large crossword) gave up and is now stalking people on Facebook.

I thought about sending her links to all the hundreds of websites I visit daily to alleviate her uselessness, I mean, her boredom, but I don't think she'd appreciate them as much as me.....I've yet to meet another secretary who's made an art form out of surfing the net.

Who I would like to meet is another secretary who has found a way to get around the webmail firewall and access her yahoo account.