Reasons why the word 'fuck' was invented

I just can't get off the topic of this stupid Performance Review.

I turned up to the 'meeting' last Monday fortnight to find that the two lawyers with whom I was meant to talk about my performance were too busy to talk to me and the Admin Co-ordinator wouldn't talk with just me - she told me to reschedule so that the lawyers could attend next time. Given the public holiday on Monday and the one day a fortnight rotation, this means that my performance review will be in a month. Given that I am going overseas on August 1st, this means that the ONE DAY that I come in between now and then is the day that I will have to talk about my goals and other attendant bullshit. Given that I am out of the country for a month, this means that my performance review will be discussing the SIX DAYS IN TOTAL that I will be working in that department from now UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR. To prepare me for this interview, the admin co-ordinator gave me an 8 PAGE QUESTIONNAIRE for me to fill in to bring to this stupid fucking meeting.

Thinking about this in bed last night, I realised that the word 'fuck' was made up specifically for performance reviews. In particular, for ONE FUCKING DAY A FUCKING FORTNIGHT PERFORMANCE FUCKING REVIEWS.

SIX FUCKING DAYS FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKING YEAR, PEOPLE.