Ahhh back in the land of the filing again.

Currently sitting in a different part of the office covering for the week for some secretary who has a pathological love of small plastic toys (17) and pictures of some guy stuck on a big red love heart all over the walls.

The day started badly as I was required to work the minute I sat down and didn't get to enjoy my usual one hour of coffee and internet browsing that I so desperately need to launch each working day.

And thank you, pensions partner, for not telling me that the document had to be couriered to Reading from London by 12 until an hour beforehand even though I'd been in since 9am and you knew it.